What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:08
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Can Ukraine make nuclear weapons?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics